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Today Joke’s

Q: Is Google male or female?A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Today’s Joke

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.Boy: Why do you look so fat?Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.Boy: Is it a good baby?Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Today’s Joke

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.Boy: Why do you look so fat?Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.Boy: Is it a good baby?Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Today’s Joke

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The...

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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own...

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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,...

Today’s Joke

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.