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Today’s Joke

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...

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        There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don’t...

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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: “Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?” “No.” “So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead,...

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A lady caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a close friend. After expressing her interest to end the relationship, the boyfriend pleaded with her to forgive. He reminded her of his promises to be the sunshine in her life and how he meant every...

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A 3 years old boy sits near an 8-month pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did...

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A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!” The guy answers, “My wife is up...

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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was...

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I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying down in the sun. I let my talking cats out and the kitten said to her mom, ”I’m hungry!” So the mother cat said, ”What would you like?” The kitten replied, ”I don’t...

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You can’t walk into a gym nowadays — ‘How much is it?’ and pay. They have all these plans. You know, we have many, many plans. Our most popular plan is where you give us $80,000 up front and then give us your bank card,...

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Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, “Mother, I’ve got a stomach ache.” “That’s because your stomach is empty,” the mother replied. “You would feel better if you had something in it.” That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie...