Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in the corner.
The first Englishman starts to taunt the Irishman, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a sissy?”
“Oh, no, I didn’t know that. Thank you.”
The second Englishman yells, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?”
“Oh, no, I didn’t know that. Thank you.”
The third Englishman yells, “Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?”
“Oh, no. But that’s what your friends have been trying to tell me.”