Today’s Joke

images jokeI ran into a church carrying a brand new knifeπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ—‘πŸ—‘ and asked, “Who is a Christian here?” The whole Church went as silent as a grave yard. I asked again, “How can a full Church have no Christian?”. No one replied.

Then I grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him, “Come and help me kill my chicken for Easter because I don’t know how to do it”. After theΒ  young man had killed the Chicken,πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“οΏ½ he told me that he didn’t know how to skin itΒ and that I should go back to the Church and get someone else to help me . I returned to the church with the knife again dripping with blood.


When the Pastor saw me in the church with blood dripping from my knife,πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘πŸ—‘ he immediately shouted, “My Brothers in Islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy kareem.
The whole church responded Salallahu alayhi wasalam.!