Today’s Joke

images jokeWomen, you can weed out the bad men.

Advocate more respect for yourselves.

Anywhere you go, carry an English book.

As soon as the guy comes up to you: ‘Here, read paragraph one.

Tell me what it’s saying. Underline the verb once, the subject twice.

I’m going to go dance. I’ll be right back.’

I bet he’ll leave you alone.