Father: According to the nursery rhyme what bridge is falling down?
Son: Dad, I don’t know.
Father: I am disappointed at your response. Pay more attention to your studies.
Son: Daddy who is Mr Benjamin?
Father: I don’t know that name and it does not sound familiar. (Turns to wife). Dear, do you know the person?
Wife: (Trying to hide her face). No, I don’t know who he is referring to.
Son: Daddy, Mr Benjamin is the man friend. He comes to take mummy out every time you travel. He used to give me snacks but he forgot yesterday. Dad, pay more attention to your marriage.
Wife froze in shock.