Today’s Joke

images jokeA lady caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a close friend. After expressing her interest to end the relationship, the boyfriend pleaded with her to forgive.

He reminded her of his promises to be the sunshine in her life and how he meant every word.

She quickly asked him again, “Did you say you want to be the Sunshine in my life?”

In enthusiasm, the boyfriend replied, “Yes, yes, yes. And I mean it.”

So she simply said, “Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.”