Today’s Joke

images jokeYou can’t walk into a gym nowadays — ‘How much is it?’ and pay. They have all these plans.

You know, we have many, many plans. Our most popular plan is where you give us $80,000 up front and then give us your bank card, and we’ll automatically take $1,000 a month out of that.

You don’t have to worry about it; we’ll take it right out for you.’