In the neighborhood where I live, there’s a fortune teller.
I had never been there, so I decided that I was gonna go. I just don’t know how to describe it but definitely so not want to call it a scam. That’s popular already.
Lady had a crystal ball; she was predicting the most unamazing stuff: ‘I see in your future a tall, dark man with big forehead.’
I’m like, ‘Uh, that’s my reflection.’